Original or Attributed Quotes

[Ronzo]

What cannot be altered, must be endured.
But the reverse is true as well.
What cannot be endured, must be altered

Far and Away
Neil Peart

 

[Sierra1]

"Show me the money!" -- Rod Tidwell

 

[Tenman]

"If you can't drive drunk. Don't drive" was my buddies quote to the trooper that handcuffed him.

 

[RIVA]

"God helps those who helps themselves" -- Algernon Sidney

But may God help those who are caught helping themselves.

 

[nondairycreamer]

Shittin' in tall cotton. (Well heeled, wealthy)

 

[scott123007]

Harder than a honeymoon dick.

 

[Mak10]

When you have to shoot,Shoot; Don’t talk.

Tuco

 

[moto.monk]

"Everything is fun and games until you run out of chicken nuggets" ~ moto.monk

 

[Sierra1]

One of my favorites. . . .

"Everybody has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth." -- Mike Tyson

 

[moto.monk]

One of my favorites. . . .

"Everybody has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth." -- Mike Tyson

I love watching the best knockouts by mike. Watching the look on this face when he stares at his opponent. Have you seen the doc it's amazing.

 

[bigbob]

Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.

Lazarus Long

 

[tallpaul]

"A closed mouth gathers no feet." - for some reason I think it was Arthur Daley on Minder (uk sitcom from the 1970s) who stated that one...

 

[Gerard]

"Opinions are like arseholes; everyone's got one".

 

[MattR]

“When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you!”


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[MattR]

Officer after stopping Laverda Jota on motorway:

“Good evening sir, do you realise you’ve been doing 112mph for the last 6.5 miles?”

My mate:

“Yes officer, I’m running her in”


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[Ronzo]

If I wanted to hear from an asshole I’d fart.

My Dad

 

[Ronzo]

“IF” is a big word.
“IF the queen had balls she’d be the king.”

 

[AVGeek]

"i do" is the longest sentence in the English language...

 

[Checkswrecks]

Me to my son:
"I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!"

Yes it was first a Bill Cosby line.

 

[fac191]

We're on a mission from God. Jake n Elwood.