Original or Attributed Quotes

[holligl]

"If you are riding on an adventure, you can never be lost, just on a different journey"

My quote, but thinking of eemsreno's distain for GPS's.

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[gv550]

Yes Lord, it's always the same, old men or bright-eyed youth
It's easier to sell them a load of sh*t than it is to give them the truth.
Shel Silverstein (The Perfect High)

 

[Ronzo]

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”

Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Sierra1]

“I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?”

― Clint Eastwood

 

[RCinNC]

"No matter where you go, there you are."

-Buckaroo Banzai

 

[Sierra1]

If your buddy says, "hold my beer and watch this," go ahead and drink it. You probably won't be seeing him the rest of the night. -- Jeff Foxworthy

 

[Sierra1]

 

[VRODE]

“If lips were legs, you’d a been there by now.”

 

[scott123007]

You always find what you're looking for, in the last place you look.

 

[Dirt_Dad]

Weeelll Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.



(sorry, but sooner or later this thread had to devolve into Tombstone quotes...it always does)

 

[Sierra1]

"Resistance is futile. . . . you will be assimilated" -- The Borg

 

[Sierra1]

There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth. -- Buford T. Justice

 

[Jlq1969]

Women are like the shadow, if you follow it ... it runs away ..... if you run away ... it follows you. (Chamfort)

 

[Madhatter]

'if you got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow " ----John Wayne

 

[Bokerfork]

"You don't know how fast you can go until you crash."

For many many years I not only took this to heart but attributed it to the great desert racer J.N. Roberts. After re watching On Any Sunday a few years back I realize it was actually from one of the flat trackers of the same era. Dana Aldana maybe.

Either way, I've always thought it was chillingly apropos.

 

[regder]

I really like Ted Simon's line from Jupiter's Travels I have in my signature, especially as it was written before the advent of the internet

“Instant information is instantly obsolete. Only the most banal ideas can successfully cross great distances at the speed of light. And anything that travels very far very fast is scarcely worth transporting, especially the tourist.”

 

[Jlq1969]

In the business world, the rear view mirror is always clearer than the windshield ”. W
Buffet
Cash ... is for a business as oxygen is for an individual: I never think of it when it is present, and it is the only thing on my mind when it is absent.....Buffet

 

[thughes317]

"Beer is like porn, you can buy it but it's more fun to make your own"

---anonymous homebrewer

 

[Sierra1]

One of my favorites. . . .

"Ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free" -- Unknown

 

[AVGeek]

Saw this one online:

I think we can all agree that every answer to this question in 2015 has turned out wrong: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?