Original or Attributed Quotes

[tallpaul]

Sex is like air. It only matters when you're not getting any.

 

[Sierra1]

"Say hello, to my little friend!" -- Tony Montana

 

[StefanOnHisS10]

~no replacement for displacement~
Personally like it a lot, no idea who first used it.

 

[Sierra1]

~no replacement for displacement~
Personally like it a lot, no idea who first used it.

And it's cousin. . . . "Size does matter".

 

[Mak10]

“My boat doesn’t run on thanks.”
Carl Lofthouse

Replace boat with anything you like.

 

[Madhatter]

"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted . I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people , and require the same from them "
The shootist _ John Wayne .

 

[Madhatter]

I could not resist this John Wayne quote .......just one more question , pilgrim. how far up your ass do want my boot?

 

[VRODE]

"Deserves" got nothin to do with it."

Clint Eastwood as Bill Munny in Unforgiven

 

[Sierra1]

"Don't be upset by the results you didn't get with the work you didn't do" -- Ranger Up

 

[squarebore]

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. (My dad)

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[squarebore]

If you wish in one hand and shit in the other, which one will get full first.

(My dad.)

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[squarebore]

Imagine how cool the world would be if gods were real and even a small percentage of prayers came true.

Anon optimist atheist.

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[RIVA]

Ifs and but
If your aunt had balls, she would be your uncle. But she has'nt.

 

[squarebore]

Ifs and but
If your aunt had balls, she would be your uncle. But she has'nt.

No, but nowadays she could identify as your uncle. Haha

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[AVGeek]

I could not resist this John Wayne quote .......just one more question , pilgrim. how far up your ass do want my boot?

One of my dad's favorites:

"If you can't show respect for your elders, I'll teach you respect for your betters!"

 

[Sierra1]

"The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself" -- F.D.R.

 

[Sierra1]

"God helps those who helps themselves" -- Algernon Sidney

 

[VRODE]

“The more time I spend around people, the less time I want to spend around people”

Me

 

[holligl]

Good judgement comes from experience. And experience? Well that comes from bad judgement.

Not sure who originated it...

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[Sierra1]

“The more time I spend around people, the less time I want to spend around people”

Me

"The more I'm around some people, the more I like my dog. . . . " The chorus from the Sonny Burgess song: "The more I like my dog"