The anything thread.
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San Francisco ?
Boris
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Was you out on the Virago when you saw this?
Tenman
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I saw one the other day pointing out that Adam & Eve paintings show them to have belly buttons. I don't have a dog in this hunt, but you would've thought that the painters would have left them out.
I personally don't think we're indigenous to Earth. (yeah, I'm a touch off)
I personally don't think we're indigenous to Earth. (yeah, I'm a touch off)
And why not a Thread, what do we think of as "the origin"??…..I think we are adults to carry a thread of these characteristics, without falling into aggression…..but personally, I think that many of the things that we they said or taught us as “absolute truths”….today, those beliefs have no basis….they crumble….they became heterogeneous…..
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
Mal
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I had a blonde boy toy that was stuck for an answer when I said "Hi"
Sign of things to come? Hope not. But reading between the lines kinda points to it.
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Tenman
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I think I have posted this, but dont remember..... Ive ridden this several times..... If you have been on this stretch, it's even more funny and more stupid ! LOL
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