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Dingo
That Dingo took my baby!
That's Gold! 
) ) )
And just to preserve it for prosperity ...
2003 Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor - $5500 (SS Milwaukee)
2003 Ford Crown Victoria Ford 100 year anniversary Police Interceptor Special
OK, let me start off by saying this Crown Vic is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). This isn't your normal Ex-cop car. This motherfcker is the car God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making hurricanes and crap. Its set up to go fast, and who doesn't like to go fast? Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car. You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven. My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Crown Vic would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.
It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Bed Bath and Beyond. No, that's what a Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. This car has been to hell and back, twice, and has the scars to prove it. So if you can't handle being seen behind the wheel of this biblical, fire breathing, dragon slaying, felon jailing, nazi killing hero, because it has a few purple hearts, move on.
This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja pirate super-warriors in the darkest alleys of Detroit to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what On Star is).
No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 302+ hp engine, Mustang Cobra rods and pistons, Mustang GT manifold and exhaust, and a custom computer tune by Dennis Reinhart himself, to outrun the cops or to smoke those sally's driving their little rice burners with fart can exhaust (video proof from April 2nd 2012: 03CVPIvsRice ) . It's saved my bacon more than once. Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither, does have a stock Ford AM/FM radio. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this 4.6L V8. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery, in fact it's 2010 interior, back seat has never had an ass sitting on it. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. To quote the Blues Brothers, this beast still has cop shocks, brakes and tires. So get some dark glasses and a pack of cigarettes.
My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $5500 but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $500 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.
There's only 180,000 miles on this rear-wheel drive hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.
Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then reply to this ad. I might be out hang-gliding or base jumping or just chilling with my lady, but leave a message and I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a cold bottle of Guinness while we listen to Johnny Cash.
It passed its last emissions test with flying colors in January this year. Car is being sold as-is. Also the antennas have been removed. I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.
) ) )And just to preserve it for prosperity ...
2003 Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor - $5500 (SS Milwaukee)
2003 Ford Crown Victoria Ford 100 year anniversary Police Interceptor Special
OK, let me start off by saying this Crown Vic is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). This isn't your normal Ex-cop car. This motherfcker is the car God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making hurricanes and crap. Its set up to go fast, and who doesn't like to go fast? Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car. You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven. My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Crown Vic would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.
It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Bed Bath and Beyond. No, that's what a Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. This car has been to hell and back, twice, and has the scars to prove it. So if you can't handle being seen behind the wheel of this biblical, fire breathing, dragon slaying, felon jailing, nazi killing hero, because it has a few purple hearts, move on.
This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja pirate super-warriors in the darkest alleys of Detroit to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what On Star is).
No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 302+ hp engine, Mustang Cobra rods and pistons, Mustang GT manifold and exhaust, and a custom computer tune by Dennis Reinhart himself, to outrun the cops or to smoke those sally's driving their little rice burners with fart can exhaust (video proof from April 2nd 2012: 03CVPIvsRice ) . It's saved my bacon more than once. Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither, does have a stock Ford AM/FM radio. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this 4.6L V8. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery, in fact it's 2010 interior, back seat has never had an ass sitting on it. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. To quote the Blues Brothers, this beast still has cop shocks, brakes and tires. So get some dark glasses and a pack of cigarettes.
My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $5500 but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $500 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.
There's only 180,000 miles on this rear-wheel drive hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.
Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then reply to this ad. I might be out hang-gliding or base jumping or just chilling with my lady, but leave a message and I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a cold bottle of Guinness while we listen to Johnny Cash.
It passed its last emissions test with flying colors in January this year. Car is being sold as-is. Also the antennas have been removed. I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.
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dcc46
The liver is evil and must be punished
Lol , Great line. I had some great times and did some stupid shit in crown vics. They are the best cruisers since the old grand furys. :Dingo said:
Yamaguy55
No difficult problems, just difficult people
Outstanding! Sort of the Anti-Prius commercial. (those la-de-dah ones from a few months back with all the flowers and other 60s looking stuff)
It may be over the top, but sure beats the hold-hands-and-sing crowd!
I think it would be interesting to meet this guy.
Thanks for being sure there was a copy to read! ::008::
Better than terrific! This will keep me going all day...
It may be over the top, but sure beats the hold-hands-and-sing crowd!
I think it would be interesting to meet this guy.
Thanks for being sure there was a copy to read! ::008::
Better than terrific! This will keep me going all day...