Poohbear
Member
Found this on another forum and thought it was quite funny so I thought I'd post it here: -
Silver
dull as dish water, reduced bhp tourer ideal for the older gentleman as a precursor to a pan european, retirement, bed wetting and the big sleep, comes with a set of panniers ideal for Horlicks transportation.
Blue
god forbid you stand out from the crowd in fact you didn't even realize Yamaha did other colours but are very happy with your safe decision, now your off to get some low fat non butter spread to go in your vegetarian tofu sawdust bean wrap
Black
An educated connoisseur's choice who has an understanding of bikes, great ability on them, hung like a horse, and the good looks and humour to make all woman damp in the gusset at a mere glimpse.
Silver
dull as dish water, reduced bhp tourer ideal for the older gentleman as a precursor to a pan european, retirement, bed wetting and the big sleep, comes with a set of panniers ideal for Horlicks transportation.
Blue
god forbid you stand out from the crowd in fact you didn't even realize Yamaha did other colours but are very happy with your safe decision, now your off to get some low fat non butter spread to go in your vegetarian tofu sawdust bean wrap
Black
An educated connoisseur's choice who has an understanding of bikes, great ability on them, hung like a horse, and the good looks and humour to make all woman damp in the gusset at a mere glimpse.
