Sorry, that was a bit cruel of me.
It's all about going for a ride. I try to pick things that are relatively universal and this time of year, easy to find. Just trying to tempt people out for a ride.
I'm fortunate to live where I can ride all year. Not that some times of the year aren't less than ideal, but no winter snow and ice here. One of the reasons I choose to move here. Even living in Oregon I never winterized bikes and rode all year. Might have gotten stuck in a smaller riding area in the winters and sometimes we had snow and ice that made it impossible, but that didn't usually last longer than a week or two before thawing out after a storm.
We have a European contingent that may have castles more available, or someone will find something in the US. It's all good.