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2112

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Yes, I'm having fun & frolic's with the muppets at the DVLA, again... This time they've cancelled my ownership of the S10 and sent me a cheque for the road tax outstanding. Ever since I put my private plate on it from my former Merc' it's gone 'udders skywards'. So as a result of their bungling incompetence I can't use my bike in this pleasant weather until I get this sorted and as you can't get through by phone (2 x 30min attempts so far) I have to wait for an email reply which could be up to 3 days...

Not happy ::007::
 

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Seem to recall you were off the road this time last year 2112, albeit for different reasons......... but we won't mention that.

I had a similar issue with an SLK I purchased a few years back - sorry to say it took 14 days to sort out, now there are no local Offices to moan at, only Swansea. We couldn't get the previous owners private plate off. Can you revert to the original/generic plate for now? It might be easier; then do the switch at the end of the season.

Just a thought.

Hope you can get things sorted soon ..................... KEN
 

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I got a less than satisfying email from Swansea saying that I could use the vehicle as normal but to print off and carry the email as proof a dispute is in progress. Smashing. They promise to have it resolved in a very hasty 28 days... Watch me get pulled over by the Sheriff every time I go out !
 

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2112 said:
I got a less than satisfying email from Swansea saying that I could use the vehicle as normal but to print off and carry the email as proof a dispute is in progress. Smashing. They promise to have it resolved in a very hasty 28 days... Watch me get pulled over by the Sheriff every time I go out !
You have nothing to worry about Bry, however if your name was Dave.................
 

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Perhaps we could start a sweep-stake based on how many tickets/stops you can achieve in 28 days, under the ever vigilant gaze of ANPR.

What a PITA solution to such an obvious DVLA blunder.

I hope it all works out......... eventually.

Ride Safe ...................... KEN
 

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2112 said:
I got a less than satisfying email from Swansea saying that I could use the vehicle as normal but to print off and carry the email as proof a dispute is in progress. Smashing. They promise to have it resolved in a very hasty 28 days... Watch me get pulled over by the Sheriff every time I go out !

In Zootopia the workers at the motor vehicle admin are sloths. Very fitting for our State.


 

2112

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Whale oil beef hooked - a letter of apology arrived today from the DVLA to say 'SORRY', but we dropped a bollock ! All is well and my status as owning my S10 has been restored and the tax updated to valid. All's well that ends well ::008::
 

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Mikeybikey57 said:
Hells teeth! You have a written apology and an admission of incompetence from the DVLA? Frame it and hang in in a prominent place on your garage wall. :)
It's on the back of the bog door so every time I take a dump I can think of the DVLA...
 

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I just got a letter from our Motor Vehicle Administration (MVA = your DVLA) that my KTM's registration will be canceled because I have no insurance. That'll be a nice big fine for every day of having no insurance please.


WHAAAA? ??? That's not what my insurance policy or insurance bill say !!!


Long story short is that in transferring title from the previous owner, the MVA clerk missed a letter of the VIN. The great MVA computer finally caught up to the fact the VIN shows 16 characters, not 17. Why this took months in the age of computers talking to each other is a mystery, but the MVA computer electronically told the insurance company computer that my vehicle does not have a valid title. Since they could not insure it, their computer told the MVA computer that my insurance was canceled. And you thought Skynet was only fiction???


It took a few days to figure this out with the help of the insurance people and they are going to cover the fines. Even though the mess started wth the MVA person.


So now it's MY problem to get the title changed. This starts with scheduling an inspection with the State police, so they can verify the VIN on the bike. This should be a 2 minute job, but they're booked for a month to inspect salvage titled vehicles which have been resurrected by people with heavy accents. (Confession is that I've btdt too) Then it's back to the MVA office where this all began for another couple of hours of waiting with the kids getting driver licenses, sloths at the counters, and Muzak.


Arrgghh - Thanks for letting me vent.
::009::
 

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CW, the problem is that most of these people (UK and USA alike, and most of EU) are what we call, 'jobs worth', this in simple terms are lifers, in a job they will keep for life, have no desire to be there and are happy to make it as inconvenient as possible for the general public to then collect a nice pension upon retirement, and hopefully get wiped out by a semi postal truck (that last bit is my addition >:D )
 

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Eloquently summed up Ford ::012::

Checkswrecks, hang in there buddy, it's a world of crap but you will come out smelling of roses at the other end ::008::
 
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