So keep going. Please!hogmolly said:I could go all night....
So keep going. Please!hogmolly said:I could go all night....
No......... I reckon the problem is that he is 'As short as two thick planks'Dogdaze said:"As thick as two short planks"
Awesome! That is what I suspected. These sayings are very regional. Most of these I have never heard of. I think "all hat, no cattle" is my favorite. ::025:: ::026::hogmolly said:This kind of thing is great sport where I grew up in Oklahoma......and where I live in Texas
"not the brightest light on the porch"
"sometimes you just gotta feed the monkey and watch him shit"
"the older I get the better I was"
"all hat, no cattle"
"the bigger the truck, the smaller the cowboy"
"strong as an Ox and at least twice as smart"
I could go all night....
Your colleague reminds me of a past president we had....WJBertrand said:::025:: ::025:: I'll have to remember that, but this colleague of mine doesn't stop at spoonerisms. Other ones I've heard him say:
"That's going to be a whole can of Pandora's boxes"
"Pretty soon before you know it, everything's in a downward sparrow"
"Don't count your lucky chickens"
The funny thing is he doesn't realize he's doing it and has no sense of humor when you catch him doing one.
fac191 said:....JR Ewing, he was a character in a series which was very popular this side of the pond.
I always told my techs when they couldn't figure out something and I had to go out and assist them..."You have to be smarter than what you are working on"Boondocker said:I love colloquialisms and hate when people say something that sounds almost right but merely proves they are too illiterate to know the saying or what it really means.
A lot of gear heads on this forum, so some of you might appreciate and get to use this one.
I asked to borrow a screwdriver from a coworker. As he reluctantly handed it over, he looked me in the eye and with a straight face said, "You know you need to be 10% smarter than the tool your using."