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Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination?Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. Why, they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born. Teacher: What is the plural of mouse?Pupil: Mice.Teacher: Good, now what's the plural of baby?

When our daughter was born, we named her Myles after my beloved late (1) father, despite family warnings that the name was too masculine (2).Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, “Your name is very special .I named you after my own father (3) because I...

Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word “Fool.” Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words： “I have known many an instance of a man...

After his marriage broke up, my manager became very philosophical."I guess it was in our stars," he sighed."What do you mean?" I asked."Her astrological sign is the one for earth. Mine is the one for water. Together we made mud."