The anything thread.

Jlq1969

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The wife enters to the bathroom, and is surprised to see that her husband is writing on his penis…
-what are you writing?….
-I'm writing the expiration date….
-but that date is today?….-
-It that mean that tonight, you have to eat it all:)
 

Bmwdumptruck

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My mates1290 has had to be rebuilt with new crankshaft amongst other things. Somehow the engine ingested a new oil filter fitted at service, blocking oilways and stopping oil circulation. All work done by dealer, using OE parts, incl the filter!! Reckon my mates a bit worried as it only has to last till warranty runs out……
 

Sierra1

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I don't even know where to start. Maybe the 5-gal gas can being used as a tank bag? Or maybe the rain barrel luggage?
 
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