* Hot balls *
Three wife friends were talking and one said:
_OUY! When I make love to John, I touch his balls and they get hot! _
The other says:
_UUUYYY! When I make love to Peter, I touch his balls and they also get hot !! _
And the third says:
_MMM! I haven't realized it, but tonight, when I make love with James, I'm going to touch at it and tell you
The next day, they get together, and the woman arrives with a black eye, a limping arm,cast, all bruised and her friends ask:
_But what the devil happened to you? _
_ What happens?..is that I was making love with James, and I remembered what we had talked about, so I touched her balls and said:
_- UUYYYYYY! YOU BALLS GET HOT, SAME AS JOHN AND PETER!