A couple days ago I stopped to help a guy broke down in the middle of a quiet road. He was in a 3/4 ton pickup 4wd (easier to climb underneath) He actually had first broken down a few miles before. The caps that hold the drive line U-joint on the rear pumpkin end had come off. He didn't have more caps or even any tools to make a roadside repair....but what he DID have was a few plastic grocery shopping bags..... He tied the drive line onto the pumpkin joint with the bags and made it another two or three miles to where I encountered him (near his mechanic's place). I was the bike or I could have towed him, as it was I was able to boothill express push him another 200 yards or so (a slight downhill, thank HEAVENS) to his destination. I thought his redneck fix was brilliant! Dangerous yes, but brilliant!