MOTORCYCLIST QUOTES

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This is my all time favourite of all favourite quotes ever. It came to me in a dream as I was relaxing under the tree of knowledge in a rest area somewhere...

"I ride it like I stole it in the morning, and then I ride it like I stole it in the afternoon, I wake up and ride some more just like I stole it in the evening until I get a free ride in the back of a police car, so when I make it to jail I will arrive in a very unattractive body, sliding sideways, body and mind throughly worn out, covered in unnecessary and ugly looking scares screaming, HeeeHawww, what a dumbass I am!"
 
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