Go buy a vintage American muscle car (or maybe a V12 Jaguar) from the late 60's or early 70's with a big block 426, 427, 428, 429, 440, 454, 455, or 460 engine, with a really lumpy cam in it, and install headers and a set of the stubby Flowmaster or Cherry Bomb or Dynomax mufflers on it. Make...